Wherefore art thou Hammy Pie?
Deny my love and refuse my hand.
Or if thou wilt not stay in your cage,
sworn by my love, and I'll no longer be a Floyd...
'Tis but thy obsession with cuteness that is my enemy,
thou art thyself, though not a homosapien.
What is a homosapien?
It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm nor face,
nor any other part belonging to a hammy.
O be some other creature.
What's in an animal?
That which we call a rodent by any other name would smell more sweet;
so Hammy Pie would, were he not Hammy Pie called, retain the dear perfection
that is his cage.
Hammy Pie doff thy genus, and for that species which is no part of thee,
take all....my...my....
Nothing................
Keep your darned adventurous, escaping little minny poofy booty in your gosh darned cage!
P.S.
Madison you crazy little pigmy hippo lover....
This one's for you! It's the best I've got for cute little mini things.
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